“Are you a professor, perhaps?  I imagine you like taking a learner-centered approach, something an organization like the CoLab could help you do…

…oh, I see, I apologize!  So you’re a student?  Well, you don’t look a day over 35!  Well, anyways, are there things that you want to study that just aren’t offered by the university?  Do you not want to constrain your studies to a certain major-prescribed set?  Try building your own major with the CoLab!

Wait, why are you asking why I’ve pressed all the buttons?  I have more to this pitch, you know!  Back to it-”

– The Very Convincing Business Man in the Picture