{"id":148858,"date":"2024-09-16T11:29:30","date_gmt":"2024-09-16T15:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/portfolio-part\/wrong-answers-only-rules\/"},"modified":"2024-09-16T11:29:30","modified_gmt":"2024-09-16T15:29:30","slug":"wrong-answers-only-rules","status":"publish","type":"portfolio_part","link":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/portfolio-part\/wrong-answers-only-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Answers Only Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"[This is a copy &amp; paste of what I wrote since pdf file formats aren&#8217;t accepted in submission!\u00a0 Instead I&#8217;ve attached an image of Akainu from One Piece, since he&#8217;s an authoritarian and would probably agree with these rules.]\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>1) No using the bathroom! We apparently don&#8217;t have essential bodily functions!<br \/>\n2) No eating in class! Read Rule 1 again!<br \/>\n3) No drinking water in class! Read Rule 1 again if you don&#8217;t understand!<br \/>\n4) All work must be submitted by precisely 3:00pm the day they are due, or you FAIL.<br \/>\n5) I will fail you if you don&#8217;t agree with me.<br \/>\n6) Accommodations? Pshhh, I don&#8217;t believe in those.<br \/>\n7) You need to buy this $600 required textbook and its $1000 access code that we will only use once, but you will fail if you do not have.<br \/>\n8) You MUST maintain direct eye contact with me the entire lecture portion of class.<br \/>\n9) Do not look at or talk to your peers in class. You will be COMPETING against them, Darwinism style.<br \/>\n10) The class must be DEAD silent. I must be able to close my eyes and pretend like you are all corpses.<br \/>\n11) You will be docked points if you show up to class even a second late.<br \/>\n12) Sickness does not exist, and neither Covid nor the flu are an excuse. I don&#8217;t believe in masks and will make fun of you if you show up and wear them. Suck it up and come to class!<br \/>\n13) No coffee allowed!! (Real rule that I was sooo petty about in high school. I made it my mission to drink as much coffee as humanely possible during that class just to spite the teacher who&#8217;d always yell at me for it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":309,"featured_media":148857,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"portfolio_type":[46],"class_list":["post-148858","portfolio_part","type-portfolio_part","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","df_page_type-wronganswersonly","portfolio_type-workbook-page","wpbf-post"],"edit_form_id":"27","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio_part\/148858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio_part"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/portfolio_part"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/309"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio_part\/148858\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/148857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"portfolio_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colab.plymouthcreate.net\/cosas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio_type?post=148858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}